Yo mama so fat, when I tried running her over, my car ran out of fuel... now your turn!!

Yo mama so dumb, she decided to have you

Thx

Damn that was good a one. There's no topping that

Thx

Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of uncooked hot dogs

yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live

Yo mama so poor, she couldn't afford tickets to a Gaming Expo

i can't come back to that i'm a masochist sry

XD

Yo mama so ugly if she got kicked in the face she would look the same

yo mama so stupid, when she was asked to make-up her mind, she tried putting lipstick on her forehead

Yo mama so stupid she had you

Honestly, I can't top that

Why, thank you fellow memer

yo mama so fat trump said i have my wall

yo mama so U G L Y
bridge worm kept his face on

Yo mama so short, SCP 096(Shy Guy) thought she was a bug

I don't know what different SCPs are, not my cup of tea

bridge worm isnt an scp
look it up

I did and damn well looks like an SCP- I did maybe 3 google searches :/

Yo mama so fat, her body has a zip code

Yo mama so skinny, she isn't registered on the book of life

A classic

yo mommas so ugly she made the devil start to pray

yo mommas so ugly when she got robbed the robber forced her to wear his mask

lmfao- those are quality, Fox

yo mama so ugly, the blind kid prayed for her leave; the deaf kid asked her to be quiet; the brain-dead kid asked her to get a life

yo mama so fat, when she farted, Covid-19 was overruled as inferior

Yo mommas so fat for Halloween she put on a white sheet and went as Antarctica

Yo mommas so fat when she skips a meal the stock market crashes

Yo mama so fat when it rains, she uses the freeway as a slip-n-slide.

yo mama so skinny, she drives between the motorcycles on the highway

But what would she be riding?

yo mama so ugly, not even koh the facestealer from avatar wants her face 🤢🤮

hmm,,, you won this round only because I don't watch Avatar or Korra

hehehehe

Yo mama so fat, you're as smart as she isn't fat

Yo mama so stupid, when she had your baby shower, she couldn't clean you

Nice

Yo mama’s so lazy, she went to hell because she didn’t want to climb the stairway to heaven

yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns

lmao I have no idea how to make a comeback to that

Yo mama so stupid when ya said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl

Where have I not heard that one??

Yo mama so fat if she buys a fur coat a entire species will become extinct

yo mama so ugly, not even the Blobfish wants to look at her

... how did you know? Yo mama so fat she went to the beach once and a whale swam up to here and sang we are family even though you are fatter than me

yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven

Hey, didn't i see ur mom on that show? Ohh, what's it called, "1000 lb sisters."

so fat**

damn, last I remembered, yo mama is so far, she took up the entire run time of that show

That's a good one