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sick spongebob |  "You stupid *cough* anti-maskers *wheezes* need to *cough cough* learn to wear a mask *wheezes* to be health *nose bleeds* like the rest of *coughs up lung* us! | image tagged in sick spongebob,coronavirus,memes,face mask | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 2m
I can't walk 3 blocks in any direction in my neighborhood without stepping over 2 dozen dirty aƟƟ masks, it's like fricken germ warfare everywhere ya go, but yeah they care sooo much about Everyones health and safety
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4 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Whatever floats your boat
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2 ups, 2m,
1 reply
That is *literally* all I've been asking for; To let me buy my Hot Pockets and Dr. Pepper in Walmart in peace.
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1 up, 2m
šŸ‘Œ
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2 ups, 2m
I died trying to understand the comments
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0 ups, 2m
do you are have stupid | image tagged in do you are have stupid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 2m,
7 replies
There are studies that say that oxygen helps the body fight the virus. Masks may stop the spread but they are unhealthy. Also, if a mask is not fresh every time then bacteria builds up which increases your chance of getting a virus. Also, Covid has a less-than-one percent death rate, (with largely inflated numbers), so it is not much worse than the flu or something, where no one needed to where masks.
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2 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Oh my gosh...someone that has logic...do not see those very much anymore, and the cloth masks cause water molicules to build up and that actually attracts the virus...and like there are small spots that are uncovered by the mask, which a nano-virus...let that word sink in, nano-virus can fit through, I mean you don't even need a medical degree to know that a nano-virus, something you cant even see, can go through a mask
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0 ups, 2m
Cool to know I have logic
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
There are studies that show you are wasting oxygen with your stupid opinions.
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0 ups, 2m
harsh
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0 ups, 2m
yes, studies, where in "mundo misterioso" XD
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0 ups, 2m
Well said
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1 up, 2m
r/dumblogic
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2 ups, 2m
wear a n95 mask, they are pretty confortable and protect you from the virus.
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1 up, 2m
r/facepalm
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5 ups, 2m,
7 replies
People not wearing masks: Perfectly healthy.

People wearing masks: constantly under the weather (but rarely ever with Kung-Flu), and constantly miserable.
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5 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Yeah blue states with mask mandates have more outbreaks than states without mask mandates
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1 up, 2m
THANK YOU! FINALLY, SOMEONE WITH A SENCE OF LOGIC
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1 up, 2m,
1 reply
ok, what? thats not nearly true. I wear a mask whenever I'm in public and whenever I'm required to. I even wear a mask at home sometimes. i haven't ever gotten sick while wearing my mask. maybe a sneeze sometimes, but nothing major. i got my covid test and tested negative, so I don't understand your logic. sorry for the rant but i needed to let it out
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2 ups, 2m,
1 reply
you know that there are only a few microscopes that can see a nanovirus, so your mcdonalds covid test probably didn't have one of those microscopes...sorry to burst you bubble bud
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0 ups, 2m
LMAO!
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Seriously, wear a mask
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
If your only comeback to examples and statistics is "just wear the mask", I'm going to have to assume that you don't actually have any good arguments.
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0 ups, 2m,
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https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/cloth-face-cover-guidance.html
I'm sure the CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL DOES.
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0 ups, 2m,
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I've check. First they said they could "only suggest it" then they said it was "Absolutely necessary because masks are the only effective way to stop the virus" then they turn around and admit "well, you might actually need two masks because one mask isn't as effective as we thought". The CDC is either criminally negligent or lying through their teeth.
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0 ups, 2m,
2 replies
No, the pandemic gets worse over time you nimrod. Also, it's I've CHECKED, not I've CHECK.
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1 up, 2m
And also, what in the hell is this about statistics? I would like to see a non-biased report that says masks are useless.
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
You do realize the survival rate has been skyrocketing, right? **ESPECIALLY** in places where they've been lifting restrictions like Florida and Texas.

And I can't help but to love how you are getting so scared by a person who knows what he's talking about and doesn't just get his information from CNN and Dr. Fauci that you actually have to resort to blatant lies (the "pandemic" getting worse, when the numbers are plummeting. I use quotation marks because it's survival rate is so high that it should probably only be considered an epidemic at the absolute WORST), name calling (Nimrod? Really? is this 1993?), and correcting a simple grammar error that - to be quiet honest - only really happened because I'm just not that invested in correcting you; So why waste a bunch of time making sure that I used the proper Grammatical tense? And do you really have such weak arguments that **THATS** all you can come up with? I'd hate to see your meltdown when you see me calling you out over your excessive use of Caps lock.
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1 up, 2m,
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1st of all Texas and Florida are Conservative states which means they almost certainly lifted restrictions when they weren't ready.

2nd of all I love how you all keep talking so much about how our stats are bad, but do YOU have any proof that is non biased that masks are bad?
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1 up, 2m,
1 reply
If so, provide sources.
0 ups, 2m
I thought not lol
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2 ups, 2m
Whatever floats your boat man.
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2 ups, 2m
whatever makes u sleep at night, dude
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0 ups, 2m
r/wooooshwith4o's
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1 up, 2m
r/facepalm
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3 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Sure boomer
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3 ups, 2m,
8 replies
I'm 21, actually. And even if I was a boomer, I would be age 57 to 75 which are the age ranges most effected by Covid, meaning I would have more right to say weather or not I should wear a mask or not than you because I would be the demographic everyone is claiming to be protecting.
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0 ups, 2m
dang
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1 up, 2m
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1 up, 2m,
1 reply
And if your 21, how come your on a website for teens?
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0 ups, 2m,
2 replies
Who the f**k ever said this site is for teens? Where does it say that?
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1 up, 2m
Read the f**king TOS
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
You just seem a little to *mature* to be on a site like this.
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0 ups, 2m
TOS doesn't say anything about not being. teen, It says don't be under a certain age sure. But nothing in the stupid TOS says anything about being older than a teen or that its a website for teens.
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1 up, 2m
I mean, you seem a little to mature to be on a website for teens.
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0 ups, 2m
wow he used logic for the first time
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0 ups, 2m
Whatever lets you sleep at night.
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Touchy
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3 ups, 2m,
7 replies
I see you've burned through all two of your "comebacks", let me guess; You're going to call me a Karen next? Because you damn sure didn't try to disprove anything I just said.

And one more thing; People like you have went out of your way to make life living hell for people like me for nearly a year now, so yes; I'm a bit "touchy". You've shown me the absolute worst humanity has to offer then turn around and try to gaslight me into thinking that **I'M** the selfish one for wanting to be able to mind my own damn business in peace.
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2 ups, 2m,
1 reply
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2 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to beat the shit out of you or anything, that's the paranoid spazzes on your side and it's exclusively aimed towards Asians and people not wearing masks.
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1 up, 2m,
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I don't have anything against Asians or anti maskers as long as they mind my 6 feet bubble.
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1 up, 2m,
1 reply
hehehe the whole 6 feet thing just doesn't do it for me...I don't know what the world has come to but in what life does a virus only travel 6 feet
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1 up, 2m,
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https://www.google.com/search?q=how+fare+can+a+virus+travel&rlz=1CANEHU_enUS949&oq=how+fare+can+a+virus+travel&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i13l3j0i22i30l6.9818j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on
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0 ups, 2m,
4 replies
if it is up to 6 ft then shouldn't we take precautions and move a little farther back...and google is liberal and is trying to brainwash you with all the covid is so dangerous stuff so I don't trust them.
1 up, 2m
1 up, 2m
Ok, i can agree with the first thought, we probably should move a little father back, but google being liberal is just plain crazy. Agree to disagree?
0 ups, 2m
google isnt liberal. google has no political preference. it simply uses your searches to figure out YOUR political preference and base your searches on that. the news network, on the other hand, is definitely biased, and google just decides to use them based on your political preference. sorry, if you don't like google use duck duck go
0 ups, 2m
https://ahrefs.com/blog/is-google-biased/
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1 up, 2m,
2 replies
Ok but if minding your "own damn business" puts the rest of us at risk, i'd rather not be around you.
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3 ups, 2m,
3 replies
At risk of what? A virus that I *DON"T HAVE*?! If you have no reason to assume you are sick, then mindlessly assuming you are is insane! Assuming that everyone you meet is sick and you need to avoid them *AND* you are sick and need to take precautions at the same time is nothing more than a Schrodinger's cat of medical science.
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1 up, 2m
You said it yourself, 66.7% of people who get the virus don't show symptoms, so how do you know you don't have it?
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1 up, 2m
So taking precautions is *insane* by your standards?
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0 ups, 2m
You are the 0.01% of germs my soap can't kill.
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2 ups, 2m
Oh, and as far as the "I'd rather not be around" bit:
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
but that is just a list of what people search, not what google has.
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
google, and youtube(which is owned by google) have both censored conservative videos or thoughts.
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
How could you possibly know that
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
because I watch conservative talkshows, and sometimes they don't let me watch them because the "incite violence" or "do not go along with youtube guidelines"
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0 ups, 2m,
2 replies
If you are referring to Alex Jones or anti-SJW things, that is because they encourage people to hurt others, and be mistrustful.
0 ups, 2m
don't know who alex jones is but but I probably do listen to anti sjw people because I disagree with how they protest and what they protest for, besides blm because black lives do matter, but so do all lives
0 ups, 2m
BLM is not an 'only black lives matter' protest, dumbass. It is simply stating that you all should treat black people with more respect.
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
lol
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0 ups, 2m
sure, but it cancels a lot of conservative things, and most big tech are liberal
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0 ups, 2m
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0 ups, 2m
So wear an effing mask and social distance
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Because you are wrong. Which is why normal people don't like people like you.
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3 ups, 2m,
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Last time I checked, normal people don't huddle inside for a year straight like little bitches and call the cops on people for being in groups of seven just because of a virus with a 99.7% survival rate that 66.7% of people who get it *never* show any symptoms.
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1 up, 2m,
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First of all, I bet you googled that. Second of all, I never said I huddled inside of a year and i don't call the police on anyone, people call the police on me ( cuz i'm black ) , and third of all your attacking me for my opinion, so what happened to all this "freedom of speech" shit i hear about. I'm trying to express my opinion, i just put "sure boomer" and "touchy" and you started attacking me. Maybe you should consider being nicer to people, because i bet they would be a lot nicer to you back. Don't just pounce on other people because of 1 comment. I never even said your opinions dumb, just whatever makes you happy. I don't mind people like you not wearing a mask, ( even though i don't recommend it ) just as long as you stay 6 feet away from me, and mind my space.
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Oh my gosh the 6 ft thing again...A VIRUS CAN GO FURTHER THAN 6 FT.
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0 ups, 2m,
3 replies
You say that, yet you take no precautions of any kind.
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0 ups, 2m
oh I can't reply to your other one so I am telling you I replied but on my comment
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
you call people nonmaskers, and just because I don't wear a mask doesn't mean I don't keep my distance
0 ups, 2m
1st of all: Exactly, because I am a 'masker'
2nd of all: Doesn't matter if you're six feet away, you still need a mask for adequate protection
3rd of all: You just said in your comment that you don't wear one.
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0 ups, 2m,
3 replies
and how do you know that, you don't know if I social distance
0 ups, 2m
I said for ADEQUATE protection you need a mask and to be six feet away.
0 ups, 2m
oh so 6 ft doesn't matter then? and why at the start of the virus did dr fauci say they didn't work
0 ups, 2m
Because you call people who wear masks 'maskers'
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0 ups, 2m,
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"cuz your black" Just because you blend into the night doesn't mean someone calls the cops on you. Learn to live a day in someone elses shoes instead of your own, then tell me why they call the cops on you. I have brothers and sisters who put their lives on the line trying to protect people, not shoot and kill them for no reason. I stand for whats right in this country, And people that use there skin color as an excuse on why people call the cops on them is just down right retarded.
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
Here's a little fun fact: a black cop almost got arrested because he was searching for evidence, and someone called the cops on him. So shut your freaking entitled mouth.
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0 ups, 2m,
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Well, Heres a better fun fact. That has happened how many times? And yet you expect people to believe people are bad? If someone calls the cops they are REQUIRED BY LAW to respond to the call, No matter what it is, even unclogging someones toilet for them. (Which yes, That has happened before.) And yet thats the cops fault how? People are different, We Always have been, And we always will be.
0 ups, 2m
1. The fact that it happened at all is horrible, and it has probably happened multiple times.
2. Being different is no reason to be suspicious of someone.
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0 ups, 2m,
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How about you learn to live a day in my shoes instead of calling me retarded. Do you even have any black friends? Because calling me retarded because of my past experiences is just plain stupid. Please tell me you can make a statement without making yourself look stupider than you were before.
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0 ups, 2m
So, like you said... "Please tell me you can make a statement without making yourself look stupider than you were before."
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0 ups, 2m
A. yes I have black friends, B. Maybe try your own comeback instead of saying the same thing I said about living in someone elses shoes, And C. Learn to read, I didn't say based on your past experiences that your retarded. Learn to look at things from a different context. Like I said, people that use their skin color as a reason people call the cops on them is retarded. The WHOLE topic of someone saying that is. And George Floyd? You mean the person who was jailed multiple times for drug abuse and distributing? When he was even caught having drugs on him when he died? Yea. I heard of it. I don't agree with what that cop did at all, But you can't ever have something pure like cops that are always on one side or the other m8. This 2 party system is f-uked to the point where the judicial branch is literally screwing there eyes out of their heads.
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0 ups, 2m
Thats pretty racist ngl
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0 ups, 2m
r/facepalm
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0 ups, 2m,
1 reply
i have a cousin who was shot by the cops for no reason. So i just don't like cops. Ever hear of the murder of George Floyd?
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0 ups, 2m,
3 replies
the guy that was high on drugs and and not putting his knife down when the police told him to. yeah I've heard of him
0 ups, 2m
George Floyd had no knife, and no drugs were ever found on him. So you're lying about a horrible police murder. Nice job- you know what? I'm not even going to call you buddy or pal. You're sick in the head if you think that what that cop did was justified.
0 ups, 2m
oh must have been the other guy but yeah they "mysteriously" found half chewed pill on the floor of the squad car
0 ups, 2m
So instead of taking him to the police station for using drugs, the cops kneeled on his neck until he died? And I see nowhere in the report where it said he had a knife.
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0 ups, 2m,
2 replies
You haven't lived in South Carolina
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1 up, 2m,
2 replies
I think grucci gang blocked me bc I can't reply to him, I guess he knows he was wrong...
0 ups, 2m
Also the fact that those two creeps are fighting on a meme website... imagine...
0 ups, 2m
for real tho.
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0 ups, 2m,
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Calling someone retarded isn't racist. Now black people calling black people the one word... Now thats plain racist.
1 up, 2m
yeah and just fyi being racist can go all ways, not just towards black people, it can go from black people to white people, white people to asians, asians to mexicans and so on
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0 ups, 2m
r/woooooooooooooooosh
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