I saw a story even more bizarre - they're spit balling a plan to pay citizens of the northern triangle to STAY IN THEIR OWN F**KING COUNTRIES!
Talk about a WIN/WIN - they stay at home, they get paid...they make it here, they get paid! What if I go to the northern triangle, will I get paid to stay there too? Between a monthly stipend to stay in place and my military retirement check, I could live like a king!