Time for some roleplay

*Realizes naruto is going there* bruh

Why are you bruhing

*stays in silence*

?

So your not gonna take me? Fair enough *closes the door*

Kim: *doesn't answer the door and hides*

Sorry but whats company c?

Company C is a Secret agency where many agents handle many of the unknown mysteries and creatures in our world. The C stands for Containment

I maybe 150 years old but dam just for age I may look young

???: Come with me *pulls out weird pistol* or you will get it (his voice is stern and monotone with a bit of British accent*

My team had died my men have died so whats the point of bringing me into this?

Your duty is still needed our tech can ake you younger, stronger, faster you just need to come with us.... also if you don’t the US will cut off your bank account

What do I get out of this?

A nice $5 million per month.

Ok deal

What about a strippers?

10 million with free food and I want to feel 20 again also let me see some people and veterans and its a deal

Please can we keep this pg

So is it a deal?

(Sure)

???: Ok but one sec you can only have free food from 3 restaurants deal?

Even still fighted in ww1 and ww2 now part of the ussr so why need me for this I am not a danger so...*slowly closes the door*

Goshen: if you're taking me for testing again then you can off.
Stupid scientists..

???: Hi and no I’m not going to study you

Goshen: good
I'll walk with you then-

???: My name is Howard J Bluejay CEO and President of Research at company C

Goshen: what's company c

Howard: Company Containment in charge of containing or destroying Mysterious entities and events

Goshen: aight-

Howard: And we ran some tests across multiple dimensions to see if we can employ anybody looking to do the same.

Goshen: mk

Howard: and one of those lucky people was you. Not only is the a $5 million per month payment but the card that you get allows you to get free food from any restaurant on BUISNESS ONLY

Yes

Goshen: wait FIVE MILLION?!

Goshen: wow...

Howard:It’s mostly due to our dimension’s currency

Goshen: aight

Howard: Are you in or Out.

Goshen: I'm in!

Howard: Ok Follow me *Opens Portal and walks through*

Goshen: *follows*

Phasmophobic dragnoc (he swaps between normal and fleetway at random): ?

Leo: What?
Andy: Huh?

???: Hi my name is Howard J Bluejay, President of research and CEO of Company C

Howard: Follow me.

Andy: Nah we're not following you
Leo: Nope

Howard:Do it or no more Popeyes

Leo: What?
Andy: No, we'd rather enjoy ourselves here thank you very much

Howard: Dang it that works most of the time.... OH Got it Walk with me and i give a ten year subscription to any restaurant in order to make 75% off every order

Leo: Look. You're not going to be able to sweet talk us into doing anything.
Andy: Just tell us what you want with us.

Howard: Fine out of literally thousands of people you have been chosen to work at company C a Special company built to contain unknown entities and events and either contain, or get rid of said thing. Now the whole comes with a pretty good cash pool $5 mil per month

Leo: We're as tough as they get, you'd probably be referring 70 times tougher than us at the very moment. Right now we're super suppressed, we on our own would probably beat any form of entity you toss at us.
Andy: We've saved millions of lives already

Howard:But in the dimension we live in millions of more are in danger,

Leo: We don't need money, and we've already dealt with lots of entities
Andy: You probably wanna experiment on us for all we know

Howard: Don’t worry we already had a lot of experiments with entities 70 times tougher than you it also gives you the opportunity to save millions of lives and lives are important.

Leo: We can help, but we do things on our own. We're able to travel through dimensions, so we can help.
Andy: But remember, we do stuff on our own

Howard: Ok fine I’m out *opens portal walks through and closes portal)

Andy: Well that happened-
Leo: What even happened-

Howard: *Head pops out of portal* Oh also you need to forget everything i just told you *uses weird device that wipes your memory* *His head goes back through the portal*