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Congressmember Kami Addresses The Latest Allegations! [and distributes choccy milk, upvotes]

Congressmember Kami Addresses The Latest Allegations! [and distributes choccy milk, upvotes] | THIS PAST WEEK, I'VE BEEN HOLDING PRESS CONFERENCES AS PRESS SECRETARY AND DRAFTING BILLS AS A CONGRESSMEMBER. THESE ARE MY JOBS! Not sure how any of that makes me an "acting President." But, I do agree Beez should have told someone before going on vacation. So, have some choccy milk and an upvote. | image tagged in meanwhile on imgflip,press secretary,whatever,have some choccy milk | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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[deleted] M
3 ups, 3y,
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You started to speak for beez and his admin, and started drafting bills which would censor us (not surprising). the only part you're missing is beez' approval for it to be enacted. but it never passed in the "Parliament" eitherway so, that sucks for you. And no thanks, i'm full.
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I mean, I DO speak for Beez and his Admin. As Press secretary. It's my job!

Doof & I drafted that bill together. It didn't target y'all, and it had no retrospective application. It was about dealing with the troll problem we all agree on.

But, it went down in flames. Oh well. There's more than one way to fight those alts -- I just thought it might be nice to have a more formal document that gives Congress the ability to act.
[deleted] M
3 ups, 3y,
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Also, did you even read my testament? No way you say it doesn’t affect us.
0 ups, 3y
I read your testament. Did you read Doof’s and my negotiations?

We thought about legitimate free speech/dissenters’ rights and crafted our bill in a way that would protect them.
[deleted] M
2 ups, 3y,
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You started to speak for beez AS beez. D*ck move.
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lol

I’m press secretary. I get to speak for the Beez Administration. It’s my job! I speak for the Bees!

But I have never purported to speak as him. It would be easy enough for me to lie and say he left me in charge while he went on vacation or whatever.

But I didn’t do that. Instead, I told the truth and said he went afk without telling anybody. Yeah, I am critical of him for that.
2 ups, 3y,
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You can't pick yourself to be replacement though
0 ups, 3y,
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I agree! And I didn’t.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
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Then who did?
1 up, 3y
yep
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THIS PAST WEEK, I'VE BEEN HOLDING PRESS CONFERENCES AS PRESS SECRETARY AND DRAFTING BILLS AS A CONGRESSMEMBER. THESE ARE MY JOBS! Not sure how any of that makes me an "acting President." But, I do agree Beez should have told someone before going on vacation. So, have some choccy milk and an upvote.