You know, like... 'A car crashed into a building' type of answer.

when my brother was 3 or around the age of a toddler, he used to be terrified of the toilet, when we were trying to potty train him we bought a toy toilet, he sat on it, and then screamed bloody murder so loud, and i was coming around the corner of my hallway at the time, i pop out of the hallway and all i see is my terrrifyed little brother screaming on the toilet, wtf

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I was driving to work on a nice clear day when I happened to turn my head and look at a tree. It suddenly exploded, but there was no sound for a few moments. I saw the tree split and collapse, then heard the thundering explosion 2 to 3 seconds later. It had been struck by lightning.

I walked into a wall and cracked by kneecap

Funny You had one job things, funny Animations, illusion stuff, and funny language signs!

Arguing with an anti gamer that has insensible evidence

When someone walks a cat with a leash for the dogs.

Lmao I walk my cat on a harness

Saw a Karen holding a mask rather then wearing it and watched them get triggered when they weren’t let in the petco

Okay, so me and my mom were at a pond with ducks, and I brought a bag of oats with me to feed to the ducks. I also have a huge stick by my side to scare off the geese, and if worst comes to worse, fight them off. Anyways, I went to the other side of the pond to feed the coots, and some f**king lady drives up behind me to scream,”STOP FISHING!” I yell back that I’m not, and she threatens to call the cops. She gets interrupted by my mother charging from the other side of the lake, and drove off. Wtf?

A few years ago, it was a summer evening, almost sunset. I was walking near a forest with my friends. We already knew the forest is full of drunk people at nighttime, so we stayed out of the forest. We saw a few, maybe drunk guys walking on the path, (they were about 16 or young adults) so we hided in a bed of reeds. We took off our shoes, and walked away in the swallow water.

in 5th grade there was this rock on the playground that was called the spit rock cuz people spit on it and one kid would all ways hump and lick the spit rock and the most surprising thing is that they knew that it was the spit rock a but decided to hump and lick it anyway

Once I was on my way back home and I saw an upside down stop sign-

I was riding in a bus, and then I saw this weird thing in the sky that looked like a blimp in the shape of a hotdog, and then all of a sudden it dropped something that looked like a golden retriever.

I was in minecraft and i was making a nether portal with water and lava and i wanted to break a block but i couldn't because the water was there so i got rid of the block and there was lava under it and i fell into it with no way of getting out