Trump plans to release his own infrastructure week soon. He just needs a few more rounds of golf first

I think this is a little more trumpy

The wall that keeps the aliens out

a·li·en
/ˈālēən/
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adjective
belonging to a foreign country or nation.
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foreign
overseas
nonnative
external
distant
remote
Opposite:
native
noun
a foreigner, especially one who is not a naturalized citizen of the country where they are living.

Kinda sounds like an illegal immigrant

Trump just announced that next week is infrastructure week, for sure this time. No, really, he means it. Next week. For sure.