Hxny_lavender 2

My ex.

You f**ked your ex?
Thought you were a Virgin lol

D a m n . . . no, I didn't fuçk anyone. . . .

Doubt

I. Fuçk. Nobody.

Life F**ks us all tho :/

Life's a woman.
I stayed away from her.
We make out, but we don't do da sex.

Then you’ve never truly lived

Yep. I've just touched the boundaries... never felt what it's like to be in it.

Rip

Hmm

B R U H 😂

*wheeze*

I just regret getting into a relationship so early, should've waited a little

Just saying- I don't have an ex.

But you're VeRy right.

Oh 😂

How early was your first relationship then?

No I mean I should've waited till I knew him more THEN dated, we were just going too quickly

Oh that makes more sense. Me here who hasn’t had a relationship or intends to

Honestly its too stressful, I'd say relationships just ain't worth ur time, u do everything u can do and they end up leaving

I’m just cruising and if I end up wanting to later I will not right now tho

Ye

Living

Same

Well said

Lol

*hug*

*hug*

Everything I did before I was 12

*hug*

Why was young me so cringe?

Because all young us were cringe ;~;

correct

Everything

*hug*

Everything

Giving away my first every legendary Pokémon

Oof

everthing

*hug*

*hugs back*

Deleting my first account

Oop

drinking so much *wheeze*
I’m drunk af rn

*wheeze* damn

lmfao

DAD HOW COULD YOU?

Son i do this all the time-

HOW COULD YOU NOT SHARE WITH YOUR SON?!?

Oh sorry
*gives whiskey*

*downs the shit*MOAR

*gives another shot*

*downs it*MOAR

*gives one more*
last one son, i don’t want you becoming an alcoholic like your dad

*downs it*BISH DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
GIB MOAR

Nah son, three shots will be enough to get you tipsy, I don’t want you properly drunk like me XD