Success Kid

(Indicating chair next to her's)

Mind if I sit here ugly you look like you could use the company

OR

Hey there beaver teeth, wanna drunk and rub our bellies together ?

..well... Ok

Here is a roast your momma so old when she walked out the museum the alarm went off!!!!!!!!

Your so flat pancakes are jelouse

I- that's a good roast

(dragon ball reference incoming)
Hey baby my room is like the hyperbolic time chamber
When you're in I can give you a years worth of pleasure in one night

Hmm.. not bad!

Thanks lol

Are you a rock because you just rocked my world.

Are you fire or are you a shining star!

Oo not bad

(physics reference incoming)
Hey baby, is one of your molecule's transitional kinetic energy above normal?
cause you are hot...

You are like the sand on flamenco beach, the finest on earth.

Not bad

Hey baby, heard you're a pilot. Wanna pull up on my throttle? Bow chika bow wow

Your hair looks great! How do you get it to curl out of your nostrils like that?
OR
Just because you have a dick doesn’t mean you need to act like one.

are you gravity? cause im falling for ya

That's a good one!