my ex, thinking hes all big and bad: *insulting me*
guy i hate: you're just so emotional and helpless-
me: *raises voice* well you didnt exactly help did you?!
my ex, shaking: oh shit-
exes best friend: dumbasses you pisses her off now we're all dead
guy i hate: its not my fault shes so emotiona-
me: goes off for about an hour until they're all scared to death*