Because you guys are the first people that help me when something's wrong.

Nobody:

Me after seeing that I'm apparently first aid:

How many first aids do you need?

yeah like shouldn't we be ordered since there's more of us.
I call 69th aid

:0
S M O R T

Okay..

What should I call my followers?

Vikings

OML YES

trash.

Ooooooo

Me who’s following but is either not online, oblivious to what’s going on, or is just bad at helping lmao

*Clicks the follow button*

i call mine my grand crew

*c l i c k s t h e f o l l o w b u t t o n*

Mkay

nice name

i g u e s s i m f i r s t a i d t h e n

Well
Ok then