.

Wait why does that look familliar

w o t . . . n o . . . we're not neighbors.

wtf is this conversation above me

Both of 'em.
I don't know.

"connects"

I don't know when my neighbors got so kinky.

bites u

*turns into a zombie*

looool

u saying im a zombie or something?

*bites the secure WiFi connection*

insecure wi-fi connection: im not a good service :v: why do you use me

It's like a snacc dude.

*hungry for WiFi connection*

D a m n 😂

*bites you* nom.

That reminds me of the first thing in my bucket list.
*bites your hand*

I-

I forgot I wanted to do that,
f o r r e a l .

WHY TF DID YOU WANT TO *wheeze*

Don't question me.

I think you said you were biting your hand in one of the non-horny musical Zoom's, some 3 or 4 months ago,
and it became an obsession.

Oh wtf lmao

*bites you*

kinky.

wha-
you don't even know WHERE I bit you-

It's still kinky.
Where'd you bite me?

where do you want me to bite you....

N o w h e r e ~

DRIZZY THAT MAKES NO SENSE-

YOU SAY BITING YOU IS KINKY, BUT YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BITE YOU ANYWHERE-

WHA-

F**K YOU NARWHAL, F**K YOU.
I'M SERIOUS, THAT SHIT HURT LIKE HELL. YOU COMPARED A DICK TO A DILĎO.
YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE IF YOUR MOM DID THE SAME.

I LITERALLY CANT TELL IF YOUR JOKING OR BEING SERIOUS-

I MEAN OKAY, THATS TRUE. MAYBE DICKS DO WORK. BUT THE WORK THEY DO ISN'T LIKE- A BIG DEAL OR WHATEVER-

And what your genitalia does is?

produce children

Ok you got me there
Although I meant in the context of actually having sex.

THAT'S WHY MORNING SEX EXISTS!
WHY TF DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!??!??!
I WOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT IF I KNEW YOU HAD NO IDEA!

WHAT THE F**K
WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K
CAN'T YOU JUST MASTURBATE OR SOMETHING

PFFT-

LMFAO WHAT IS THIS

just a normal conversation with Drizz.

OF COURSE.
A LOTTA PEOPLE DO.
YOU CAN'T MASTURBATE EVERY TIME YOU GET A RANDOM ERECTION, AN AVERAGE ADULT GETS 11 ERECTIONS IN A DAY FOR NO GO***MN REASON.

ELEVEN! ELEVEN!? WHAT THE F**K! WHAT THE F**KKKK- THATS NOT NORMAL! THATS NOT F**KING NORMAL!

AND WHY CAN'T YOU MASTURBATE WHEN YOU GET A RANDOM ERECTION! ITS EASY TO MASTURBATE!

It's normal
I get 7-10

g o d d a m n

IT'S F**KING NORMAL. AND IT'S F**KING PROBLEMATIC.
YOU WANT ME TO MASTURBATE ELEVEN TIMES A DAY?! I'D F**KING DIE OR SOMETHING. I'D LOSE WEIGHT, I'D FRACTURE MY WRIST, I'D HURT MY DICK, AND I'D GO W E A K .

YES! I COULD EASILY FINGER MYSELF 13 TIMES A DAY- WHY IS SO HARD FOR GUYS! WHAT THE F**K! WHAT THE F**K-WHY WOULD YOU GO WEAK! YOU JUST NEED TO RUB- THATS IT-

We need to rub for a while
Y'all just stick your finger in
And we have to go ham on that shit, put the whole arm into it

-____________-

OF COURSE.

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC-

AND THATS NOT TRUE. ITS JUST HOW G O D MADE YOU BOYS. YOUR SEX IS LESS PLEASURABLE THEN FEMALE SEX

IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
YOU JUST NEED YOUR FINGER, I NEED MY WHOLE ARM. I COULD FINGER YOU 13 TIMES A DAY, I CAN'T MASTURBATE MYSELF MORE THAN 3 TIMES IN A DAY.
I DON'T EVEN MASTURBATE FOR DAYS SOMETIMES.

HEY SOMETIMES IT TAKES MULTIPLE FINGERS OKAY- (i don't mind if you finger me 13 times a day)

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS RUB YOUR DICK- THAT JUST TAKES A HAND, NOT A WHOLE GO***MN F**KING ARM-

IT TAKES AN ARM
AND ALL OF YOUR ENERGY

I-

F**KING HELL!!@##$%%%^&&*
JUST GIVE THAT SHIT SOME RESPECT, THAT'S ALL I ASK.

WHEN DID I NOTTTTT RESPECT IT-

WTF NO I'M NOT GONNA FINGER YOU OR ANYBODY. .AND USING MORE THAN ONE FINGER DOESN'T EXHAUST YOU -_-

IT IS VERY TIRING, IT STRAINS YOUR F**KING ARM WHEN YOU RUB IT. IT'S... INTENSE.

(dammit)

*INHALE* WHA- okay I am d o n e with this conversation. I dont even know what we're arguing about anymore -_-

I think girl cum doesn't exist.

it does- its just more rare then male cum.

It does

I know 😂
Now wHy are you here?!

Offline the whole day 😂

DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN. IT HURTS MORE THAN YOU THINK.
DICKS HAVE HEARTS TOO. THEY DESERVE RECOGNITION FOR THEIR WORK.

I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. YOUR SEX IS LESS PLEASURABLE THEN FEMALE SEX. FACTS. YOU NEED TO EXCPET IT AND MOVE ON.

WHAT WORK HAVE DICKS DONE! THEY'RE JUST THERE! EVER HEARD OF A D**DO!?

And on the point about being more pleasurable, how would you know?

why do you think its the girls who are always moaning, the guy never moans. plus its a fact. google it. female orgasms are better then male orgams.

No.
Think about the range of motion that a dick has. It's considerably more than your hardware.

AND NEVER COMPARE A DICK TO A D**DO

I- I'm sorry-

Gay men moan

I'm sure they do-

You don't have the same body chemistry we do. Maybe guys don't moan because their dicks aren't internally wired to their mouths.

We do moan

It's a myth, created just to motivate the boys to keep working.

WHA- no its not- girls DO cum.

Working for what- to keep pleasuring the girl?

It .is. kinky.
Am I kinky?

Idfk, ARE you kinky?

I don't even get erections in the morning. What do you think?

I think... it'd be strange if the first thing that happened every morning was getting an erection.

That happens

O_O

No kidding

WTF DID I JUST SAY..

I-
I don't know.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT.
IT'S DIFFERENT, OK?!
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WE DO, IS WAITING FOR IT TO END BEFORE GETTING OFF THE BED.

WHAT THE F**K
JUST MASTURBATE OR SOMETHING.
WAIT, SO MORNING SEX IS EASIER FOR GUYS BC THEIR ALREADY HARD! WHAT THE F**K

UHHHMMMM- N O .
It'd be perfectly normal, that's exactly what happens to everyone.

WHAT THE F**K-
SO- YOU WAKE UP AND YOURS HARD? THAT'S- I- WHEN I WAKE UP I'M NOT WET! GO***MN-