You're hilarious. Hey, when I get mashed, I take it like the adult that I am. I pick myself up, dust myself off, admit that I lost that one, and move on to fight another metaphorical battle with a snowflake.
That's what adults do. Children (or adults who behave and think like children) go straight into denial mode, and usually double down on their stupidity.
Speaking of which, I sense that I'll have to dumb that down for you. Yes, I was describing you.
You got mashed, tater tot! Too bad you're not mature enough to deal with it and move on.
There's no shame. Prankster has a way of doing that to people like you.