say, 5 years from now

I'd definitely know im alive

unlike the depressed shits

I'm depressed just not suicidal

XD

Kill my future self and then go back in time and not exist.

"bro, just tell her you weren't throwing carrots."

Bold of you to assume I’ll still be alive in 5 years

"You're still alive?!"

Bold of you to assume I’ll be alive at that point

Say I expected more.

"Did we do it? Did we get the 10,000 winstreak in bedwars?"

be alive (unlike the depressed bois)

punch me