.

HORNY DETECTED

*starts sweating*

HORNY DETECTOR OVERHEATING
IMPLOSION IMMANENT

*lenny face intensifies*

IN THE NAME OF MACKBETH I COMMAND YOU TO CEASE THIS HORNY ACTIVITY IMMIDIATELY

*moans in never*

I may not be able to save you from yourself.
But you will never take me with you.

awh... that's to bad~ *flirting intensifies*

Oh no-

No

what are you doing step teacher~

I'm just teaching my step students~

cool what r u teaching us today step teacher?~

A wise teacher once told me, "Don't have sex because you'll get pregnant and die!"
Just remember this lesson for the rest of your life.

i didnt expect u to say that tho

that was queen (i saw the meme and i saw were that was going llooool)

O o o p -

hope yall had fun in class~
there was definitely some work getting done in there~
*unholy mind go brrrrrrrrr*

W e L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L .
A bit,
It didn't rEaLLy gO tHaT wAy. We got distracted or something 😂

mmmhhhhhmmmmmm......

u dont need to explain i already know what hapened

*blink blink*
o h , o k .

*corny smiles intensifies and horny ass mind intensifies* my mind is still thinking so wrong right now loooll

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!?!?!! 🤣🤣

idk
boredom and horniness has over taken me

W e L L .
I'm bout to go to S L E E P !

welp have fun sleeping imma be here eating my salmon

Pause.

I have no explanation .-.

I want this to be the reason for my suspension

*licks ice cream seductively*

Ice cream: Don't stop~

BRUH- *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

What are you doing step ice cream~

Ice cream: As if I could be biologically related to a mf'ing human, eh? Bitch just shut up and lick me.

I-

*licks*

Ice cream: oh fuçk- you've literally destroyed me.
*melts away*

*confused as f**k* oh hi there step Drizzy.

Good, good.
Just don't get stuck in the washing machine, cuz I'm not f**king falling for that shit.

...

*gets stuck in the washing machine*

*loosens belt*
Now I'll have sex in order to help you, because there's no better way to get out of a washing machine other than having sex in it.

How the f**k do you have sex in a washing machine.

WHY DO YOU KEEP POPPING UP INTO MY RANDOM, SEXUAL, WEIRDEST CONVERSATIONS-

THAT LAST UNREPLYABLE COMMENT THO- XDDDDD

Hey step sister, our parents are married so we're actually related.. so we gotta stay away from each other, k? It's not like pop culture porn and shit. I heard you have a girlfriend, you gotta be with her- I'm just your brother.

I-

of course I will stay with her *wheezing*

Like, being half inside it and...
w t f . stop.

Don't stop~

WaSh tHe cLoThEs!

so we're NOT gonna have sex in a washing machine :(

I think NoT.