Me when someone makes a joke about dads getting milk:

My dad left to go get milk, and he came back! With juice too. *slurps juice*

same

Noice.

yup

My dad got strawberry sauce and it tastes amazing

Noice.

my dad goes to some place to get milk but he actually comes back

I never even had a dad. Well technically I do.

My went to England because he got hit by a car and he didn't trust italian doctors. I never saw him again.

you guys had dads get milk?

i had to leave my father 2014, and visit him sometimes til he left in september 2020

Well yeah, mine left the day I was born to get the milk and never came back-

*inhales* ouch. That's an ouch.

I myself had a... separation from my father. But that's a story for another day.

When mine went to go meet god

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