Don't You Squidward

I used to do volunteer work with Autistic kids back in the day, and one time while making sure their jackets were buttoned up as we waited in the lobby for the bus to come take them home, one of them (they were sitting in these circular seatings, we were standing) bapped my right in the groin, BOOM!
Hoping no one else saw, I tried to walk away standing straight, turning my face in the other direction so the director and the other volunteers wouldn't notice it was contorted in pain.
As I began to recover, I walked back in their direction, and one of them says, "Are your future children ok?" BWAHAHAHAHA
At least that gave me a chance to sit down, as me laughing did not make the pain go away,,,

Dang. Yea I've had days like that in my special ed days

hahaha

This was Respite, a weekend and afterschool program to give the parents some free time. I did both, but this incident was afterschool, smaller group but this was a kid I didn't work with directly, so I wasn't cautious enough and she wasn't used to me. The aim was unintentional, just the arm went to shove and ended up landing right there.