Maybe they'll have concerns on the religious origins of the seven-day week. The Frenchies did at one point, and tried to instate a ten-day week. That didn't go well for them.
Depends on if you have a Saturday or not. I think the Hebrew seven-day week had six days of work plus the Sabbath. I wonder if the extra day of rest is why so many people in our society are fat and lazy... but IDK. Could just be me putting two and two together and getting seven.
Could be, but it would seem as though you could count that extra day as a day to work around your domicile, a difficult task for people who don't work at home.
They'll be coming after St Patrick's day because a) it's named after a Christian Saint b) St Patrick was cruel to snakes and c) the holiday promotes alcohol abuse.
They'll be coming after Oktoberfest because a) it celebrates the white supremacist fascist culture of Germany b) it forces waitresses to dress in oppressive and revealing costumes and c) it promotes alcohol abuse.