Well, for seriousness, I do think it depends on what you're talking about; for me, it's religiously. I'm Christian and though I'm not certain of it, I like to say Jesus is my shepherd. I'm learning more of Him and God's word so I don't know if I can call Him my shepherd but without getting too religious if I haven't already, I like to surrender my thoughts and actions to Him and Him only. Plus, unlike your mom, I can make a good roast when I can, I just don't waste it my time on people like you