cant add the other famous people cuz i couldn't spell and cant fit more

Me who stopped someone from committing s*****e yesterday:

F

*visible anger* I KILLED 15 F**KING PEOPLE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET!? I HELPED WIN THE F**KING WAR, AND I WARNED EM ALL OF A WAR AS WELL.

calm down dude

YOU THINK I CAN F**KING CALM DOWN WHEN I RISKED MY F**KING LIFE FOR SOME STUPID STREAM FULL OF JACKASSES!!?? I RISKED EVERYTHING FOR MY FREEDOM AND THIS IS WHAT I GET? WELL I GUESS WE HAVEN'T INFORMED THE NEWCOMERS OF OUT HISTORY!!

mhm I risked my life too and I lost my life three times so yeah I went through worse

HAVE YOU RISKED YOUR REPUTATION TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT SOME STUPID JACKASSES LEAVING HATE COMMENTS, AND THEN AT THAT TIME SOME OTHER STUPID JACKASSES LEAVE HATE COMMENTS!??

uhhh okay

Step one of talking to a female: talk to a female

ok thx

If all hell breaks loose its my fault, so go at it

I'll have to wait though

Okay then, w a i t

okay then

IK the basics

s a m e

so should I ask her to be my erm.....

yes, yes you should

but she likes me

she does?

mhm

wow

but should I ask her to be my erm.....

If she rejects you, she rejects you. It happens, you probably already know that, you're gonna feel like shit for a long time

yes from other chat sights

??????

other chats not on here I warned other people from toxic users from sending them hate messages

Okay I guess were equal

mhm except I'm more loyal to my pets

So you don't f**k them?

um I did recently for the first time but other than that no

hol up-

ok

hm?

welcome to the club!!

Thanks a bunch! :3

awww thanks I am literally crying right now

owo

UwU

ok i got confused bc my name is marcus and i dont even know you XD

it is talking about me

oohhhhhhh.....ok XD
most of my friends call me marcus cuz thats my real name XD

and that person you said you do not know is my gf

ah i see.....

wait... why did you remove me?

new user

oh ok

I think she likes me OwO

OwO

I'm serious

dont come asking my lonley ass for advise

I'm not

oh ok... well.. good luck to you then

but how should I ask her to be my erm....

i literly said not to ask my lonley ass... i cant hold relationships with anyone but my cat

Come to me, I talked to like 5 females in my entire lifetime

oh! i get it... you commented first on their post

mhm even though I am her master

??????

yeah and she likes me she told me

oh ok cool!