The perfect plan for revenge on your parents:
1. Swear
1b. Your parents tell you to put soap in your mouth
2. Swallow the soap
2b. You get sick, go to the hospital, and your parents owe $300 in medical bills and feel bad for having poisoned you
3. Guilt trip your parents to get whatever you want for a whole month
3b. You've beaten the system, congrats! Show your parents no mercy >:D