Seal of Approval - Upvoted! With my being an old man, I like to stand a few feet in front of the greeter, and greet the people as they come into the store just to drive the official greeter nuts!
If you are ever bored, go
on over to Walmart.
Go into a fitting room, shut
the door, wait about 5 minutes
and then yell really loudly ... "Hey, there is no toilet paper in here."