Deep Thoughts

Neurological studies carried out in France and Italy indicate that the brain of a decapitated human head retains consciousness for an average of 9 seconds after separation from the body.

Yeah plenty of people are headed there lol

There are eight unaccounted for American nukes and literally an unknown quantity of missing Soviet nukes that range all the way from warheads to suitcase bombs

There was once a toy company that created magnetic little connectables you could piece together. They consisted of magnetic balls and sticks. Kids would eat these because they were of course the perfect size for a kid’s mouth, and the magnets in their stomach would connect to the magnets they were playing with causing overwhelming pressure to internal organs and killing children.

Nowadays the magnets are much safer to use.

That’s so fun what are you talking about

i think i used to have those

“If you poop in your dreams, you poop for real” Peter Griffin

It’s safer to eat of a toilet seat than a wooden chopping board

when using the toilet for #2, you release microscopic fumes that enter your nose and spread further when you flush.

you have a brain