I am 72% JESUS

adults are 90% water
i can walk on them
therefore i am 90% jesus
i am more jesus than u

If I walk on two stacked bodies, I would be 180% Jesus

if i walked on 10 stacked bodies i would be 900% Jesus. times that by 2 and im 1800% Jesus

Jesus can walk on water. I can walk on ice. Ice is 100% water. I am Jesus. And if I stood on a pond, I would be Big Number % Jesus.

BIG BWAIN

I can walk on Jesus and he can walk on water there for I am supirior

weakling

But you dont have 10 legs

i dont need ten legs because since i am 1800% jesus i can float up there and walk on him

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But, if your more than 100% jesus, you are an abomination. Therefore, in correct terms, you would need to walk on 1 1/9 human bodies, or a dead person, and an extra arm. Also, for the guy who made the meme, you said in water. Anybody can walk in water, as long as they spent money on Minecraft, or just did it. So NOPE.

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bords

i have made bords weakling

is it right to upvote this it feels like a sin

tell me about it

O my-

maths is sometimes good

in this case it is

Peppers are 98% water
I can walk on them
Therefore I am 98% Jesus
I am more jesus than you!

wait...peppers...have...water?

yeah. they do.

dude.....

im like dumb 1000

This is much science.
so intelligence

😫 y am i dum

wait- how old are you?
I'm 10- this'll be sorta funny if u say u r like 20

dude im 12 HOW DO I NOT KNOW THIS????

oh ok i was like wait how do u not know this my sister is 15 she dosnt know about this

that makes sense

thanks youngling

To be honest- some 13 year old told me

see. u are not dumb. you just arent a nerd like some people at my school. peace man :)

also i go to a british private school. some nerds learn this stuff for fun.

rip imgflip minimum age i guess, have fun getting your account deleted

i'm sorry dude

That 10 year old

I'm 10

ice is 100% water
i can walk on it
therefore I am 100% jesus
I am more jesus than all of you!

Ice is solid water, not liquid water.
Therefore you are an impostor-jesus and shall be ejected for faking a jesus-task.
For being 100% Jesus by walking on ice is faking the walking on water task
All of us who don't say we can walk on ice have nearly completed the jesus task by walking on other
objects.
Anime_Girl was the impostor

now...prepare to DIE

im god not jesus ok

I'm god's creator

im the one behind every god
weren't for me gods (other than me) wouldn't exist

im the one who created you. and FYI you got a typo

eh I'm not perfect, and no it's the other way around

u sure about that?

yes

proof???

That's sus. you are the god-impostor and didn't do a god-task
Lollollols2 was the god-impostor

Pee is 95% water
I can walk on it
Therefore I am 95% Jesus
I am more Jesus than u

bruh
if i walked on 1000 bodies then i am 90000% jesus
weaklings

Bruh.

ice is 100% water
i can walk on it
therefore I am 100% jesus
I am more jesus than you

a puddle is 100% water. i can walk on a puddle i am more jesus than you

if i walked on 100 ppl i would be 270% jesus
weaklings

uhhhh thats wrong.

i meant 900%...

after 3 tries

i am

900% jesus

no. its 9000%

im dumb arent i

yes. finally correct

thank you oh wise one

GodForsakan idk

:)

WHY IS THIS COMMENT REPLY SO LONG!??!?!?

oof

uhhhh still wrong