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I am 72% JESUS

I am 72% JESUS |  Jesus can walk in water
Babies are 72% water
I can walk on babies
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16 ups, 2m,
6 replies
adults are 90% water
i can walk on them
therefore i am 90% jesus
i am more jesus than u
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6 ups, 2m,
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If I walk on two stacked bodies, I would be 180% Jesus
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6 ups, 2m,
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if i walked on 10 stacked bodies i would be 900% Jesus. times that by 2 and im 1800% Jesus
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8 ups, 2m,
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Jesus can walk on water. I can walk on ice. Ice is 100% water. I am Jesus. And if I stood on a pond, I would be Big Number % Jesus.
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2 ups, 2m
BIG BWAIN
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2 ups, 2m
I can walk on Jesus and he can walk on water there for I am supirior
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2 ups, 2m
weakling
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2 ups, 2m,
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But you dont have 10 legs
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2 ups, 2m,
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i dont need ten legs because since i am 1800% jesus i can float up there and walk on him
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1 up, 2m,
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'-'
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1 up, 2m
'_'
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1 up, 2m,
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But, if your more than 100% jesus, you are an abomination. Therefore, in correct terms, you would need to walk on 1 1/9 human bodies, or a dead person, and an extra arm. Also, for the guy who made the meme, you said in water. Anybody can walk in water, as long as they spent money on Minecraft, or just did it. So NOPE.
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2 ups, 2m
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3 ups, 2m,
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dam
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1 up, 2m,
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°♡°
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bords
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1 up, 2m
i have made bords weakling
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0 ups, 1m,
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is it right to upvote this it feels like a sin
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0 ups, 1m
tell me about it
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2 ups, 2m,
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O my-
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1 up, 2m,
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maths is sometimes good
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1 up, 2m
in this case it is
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2 ups, 2m,
2 replies
Peppers are 98% water
I can walk on them
Therefore I am 98% Jesus
I am more jesus than you!
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2 ups, 2m,
1 reply
wait...peppers...have...water?
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2 ups, 2m,
2 replies
yeah. they do.
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2 ups, 2m
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1 up, 2m,
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dude.....
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1 up, 2m,
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im like dumb 1000
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1 up, 2m,
1 reply
This is much science.
so intelligence
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1 up, 2m,
2 replies
😫 y am i dum
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1 up, 2m,
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wait- how old are you?
I'm 10- this'll be sorta funny if u say u r like 20
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2 ups, 2m,
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dude im 12 HOW DO I NOT KNOW THIS????
2 ups, 2m
oh ok i was like wait how do u not know this my sister is 15 she dosnt know about this
2 ups, 2m
that makes sense
2 ups, 2m
thanks youngling
1 up, 2m
To be honest- some 13 year old told me
1 up, 2m
see. u are not dumb. you just arent a nerd like some people at my school. peace man :)
1 up, 2m
also i go to a british private school. some nerds learn this stuff for fun.
0 ups, 2m
rip imgflip minimum age i guess, have fun getting your account deleted
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1 up, 2m,
1 reply
i'm sorry dude

That 10 year old
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1 up, 2m,
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I'm 10
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0 ups, 1m,
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ice is 100% water
i can walk on it
therefore I am 100% jesus
I am more jesus than all of you!
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0 ups, 1m,
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Ice is solid water, not liquid water.
Therefore you are an impostor-jesus and shall be ejected for faking a jesus-task.
For being 100% Jesus by walking on ice is faking the walking on water task
All of us who don't say we can walk on ice have nearly completed the jesus task by walking on other
objects.
Anime_Girl was the impostor
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0 ups, 1m
now...prepare to DIE
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0 ups, 1m,
3 replies
im god not jesus ok
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0 ups, 1m,
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I'm god's creator
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
im the one behind every god
weren't for me gods (other than me) wouldn't exist
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0 ups, 1m,
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im the one who created you. and FYI you got a typo
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0 ups, 1m,
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eh I'm not perfect, and no it's the other way around
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0 ups, 1m,
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u sure about that?
0 ups, 1m
yes
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
proof???
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0 ups, 1m,
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0 ups, 1m
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0 ups, 1m
That's sus. you are the god-impostor and didn't do a god-task
Lollollols2 was the god-impostor
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1 up, 2m,
3 replies
Pee is 95% water
I can walk on it
Therefore I am 95% Jesus
I am more Jesus than u
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1 up, 2m
bruh
if i walked on 1000 bodies then i am 90000% jesus
weaklings
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1 up, 2m
Bruh.
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1 up, 1m,
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ice is 100% water
i can walk on it
therefore I am 100% jesus
I am more jesus than you
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0 ups, 1m
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1 up, 2m,
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a puddle is 100% water. i can walk on a puddle i am more jesus than you
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1 up, 2m,
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if i walked on 100 ppl i would be 270% jesus
weaklings
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2 ups, 2m,
2 replies
uhhhh thats wrong.
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1 up, 2m,
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i meant 900%...
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1 up, 2m,
1 reply
after 3 tries
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1 up, 2m,
1 reply
i am
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1 up, 2m,
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900% jesus
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1 up, 2m,
2 replies
no. its 9000%
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1 up, 2m,
1 reply
im dumb arent i
1 up, 2m
yes. finally correct
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1 up, 2m,
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thank you oh wise one
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GodForsakan idk
1 up, 2m
:)
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WHY IS THIS COMMENT REPLY SO LONG!??!?!?
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0 ups, 2m,
2 replies
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1 up, 2m
oof
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1 up, 2m
uhhhh still wrong
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