Hmm

Claimed I'd never adopt as opposed to having a child naturally of my own with my wife...yeah, we adopted 4 years ago and couldn't be happier! Don't ever tell God your plans, He will let you know how much of a sense of humor He has.

me and my friend were outside joking about stuff like Hanukah & jewish food/traditions, and then this girl went to us and called us nazis, The irony is that we were both Jews & she wasn't

I was wishing I had 25 more dollars, then I found 25 dollars.

Number 2 might be me not wanting to say what number 1 is because some of the sickos here would try to use it against me.

spill it

My cousin and i were skiing i say i bet i can go longer without falling then i fall

back in 2017, I said, "Mom, I want a puppy. anything but maltipoos, they look bad." now, 4 years later, I have a maltipoo named Shantik who I love more than anything!

killing three people in roblox bad business with just a single generade

That’s not irony

(dammit, I read that as funny for some reason)

have you ever get that?

(Shared this before, but I really can't find a more ironic moment.)

A few years ago, I had a Ben Carson mini-bio up on display at my desk (working at a Uni) for Black History Month, and a professor saw it and said, "No........" I asked, "What?" He asked why I had him up. I said, "Think of him as the neurosurgeon and his contributions to science, not just the politician..." After a bit of back and forth, he told me no more Ben Carson's or Clarence Thomas's (I guess I had it up before then, and he just wasn't around to scold me).

What makes this even funnier was that he's white and (for those of you who may not know) I'm black/hispanic. I told my mother (black) and we had a GREAT laugh when she pointed out the irony.