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Limerick about Ted Cruz | THERE ONCE WAS A SENATOR TED; WHO GREETED COLD WEATHER WITH DREAD; IN THE MIDST OF THE STORM; HE WENT SOMEWHERE WARM; NOW HIS ‘24 HOPES ARE ALL DEAD | image tagged in ted cruz,ted cruz beard,ted cruz cancun,politics,republicans,limerick | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,925 views 3 upvotes Made by MarkBrower 4 years ago in politics
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2 ups, 4y,
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LOL. Upvoted.

He may not be the only Republican with dead 2024 hopes. It is being reported that former President Trump is planning on telling CPAC he is the presumptive nominee for 2024. Time will tell if this ends up being true or not.
0 ups, 4y
Doesnt that depend on him NOT being locked up? I do like that he will keep all the other hopeful Repugnants from running. If Dumpy gets half the R votes, and ensures the D will win!
1 up, 4y
Fake news. His power was out so he went down there to supervise his daughters and get some work done.
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1 up, 4y,
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You do realize that Cruz has nothing to do with the state's emergency situation right? You do realize the governor is the one who makes the call to get emergency relief right? And the governor asked for help for all 279(?) counties and Biden only approved for 77? So it literally has nothing to do with Cruz.
2 ups, 4y
They literally have nothing else, its Ted Cruz or Trump killed 500,000 people. Cringy & Sad...mostly cringy
0 ups, 4y
That’s irrelevant to the point I was making. I never blamed Cruz for the emergency. Overseeing the emergency or not, if an emergency hits a state or district for which you hold elected office, it looks callous to go on vacation when you could use your power and gravitas as an elected official to try to help your constituents. Ted Cruz could go on TV and rally support for Texas (had he not withheld support from other states in past emergencies and was scared of this obvious hypocrisy and callousness being pointed out on television). Let’s be real, Daniel: You know you’d be slaughtering any Democrat who abandoned their constituents in a blizzard, and to be quite honest, you’d have good reason to. If he had checked into a hotel in Houston (I think that’s where he lives in Texas) if he lost power, I would be okay with that, but to go to a resort in Cancun?

“Ted Cruz abandoned his constituents to go to MEXICO” is something that could very well get traction in a Republican primary. It doesn’t matter if he was formally in charge of the response or not.
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