Kylie Minogue getting pudgy

I never understood that. Regular women spend 1.75hrs applying makeup just to go buy a quart of milk at the corner store, but celebrities go without while shopping and eating their taco salads with goat cheese on Rodeo Drive as if they have no idea they'll be on the cover of People the next week.
Oh, and is THAT the kind of clothes they spend thousands on, the Fort Lauderdale street walker chic look?

I guess she doesn't care about hypergamy since she was already rich.

Celebrities live in a world all their own. One can only strive to imagine how these people think. Although Twitter does give a decent glimpse at times. Always amazes me that actors are at he top of the trustability lists altho they are professional liars.

All women do, it's in their genetic makeup.
Why do you think billionaires were inventeded? So millionaire women could find someone to marry.

That's why they can so easily segue into becoming politicians, because they are professional liars.

Now hold on just a moment, some of us "marry down" according to my mother (who has never forgiven me for it).

Because the very language you utilized to describe this most unfortunate ordeal you've allowed yourself to flagellate yourself with sums up to little more than a big ol' bucket of proof pudding?

I married for love. That's proof enough for me anyway :)

Ok, ok, you seem a decent enough sort for me to find that plausible so 'tis cool...

Facts.

Funny, just debating this the other night with some co-workers over Trump's latest wife Melania, they were trying to convince me, "But it was LOVVVVVVVE. Can't you tell...? She stuck with him even after Biden STOLE the elections." haha...Yeah, sure guys. Gotta love'em. Still my buds though, through thick and thin, but I digress ;)

The gold digging reality IS all-too normalized IMHO, i.e.the "genetic" angle (joking or not..it's true, and an open secret IMAO), fun to get into as I quickly finish this meh cup of coffee...but I need the caffeine, sooo gives me something to kill time as I choke it down...but again I digress*

P.S. Embarrassing anecdote to share, BUT...When I was a kid, raised by hippie-turned-yuppie parents that could've easily starred as supporting characters in that awful late 80's show "Thirtysomething" (which I was exposed to ALL too often, yikes!) they loved ALL things Jane Fonda and I mean ALL things. Even her fap-bait scam 80s workout videos.

So, of course, as an impressionable young lad, I had an innocent crush on her.*cue cringe*

Then she got with Ted Turner and, even in my own naive way, I was like, "Oh, she's just trading up!" Heartbroken then for reasons I only barely understood (reasons you mentioned here, etc). This sorta of thing of the gold-digger is as old as time itself of course, SO I'm not saying Fonda was the first. But IMHO Jane Fonda was the backwards-ass-pioneer-of-sorts for our post-POST-modern age which started with BetaTrump (Reagan) and now has metastasized under Reagan 2.0 iOS edition (Trump). A trendsetter (if you can call her that) in our art-impersonating-life-impersonating-art anti-reality era, given her politicizing-as-showboating-sellout move, etc. She's a political activist (or at least was) so it's close enough.

P.P.S. Another cringey example (albeit non-politician)- actor Amy Irving had enough sense to trick poor ole Steven Spielberg into signing their prenup on a napkin whilst drunk at a restaurant one night (true story) so she could later dispute the validity of that contract and run off with nearly half of his fortune. Gee, think he made that mistake twice with Kate Capshaw? Nopppppe.LOL!

"Liars" indeed.

Ok, lunch break over. Back to the grind. Happily buzzed now, and no worse for wear from said shit cup of coffee (though gonna rib my Trump-supporting boss- one of my aforementioned "buddies"- for failing to change the filter, forcing me to...and again, I digress)

ttfn :)

That's classic, I forgot Amy Irving married him.

My folks were a tad past Hippie age, and they raised us to to believe they were all in the Manson Family and would kill us, so steer clear.

I was too young to have witnessed the Hanoi Jane incident, but heard about it later, so I wasn't a fan. I found it hilarious that she put her career on hold to submit to Turner.
While aerobic workouts on Public TV and whatnot caught my eye, I still couldn't bear to look at her. To this day I can't bring myself to watch Barbarella. Then with her making 'stands' in later years, I wish she'd just crawl back to the rug she sleeps on next to his bed.
Hey, does Ted's body even move, I mean, other than his lips? I can't picture it now. He makes Pence look like Richard Simmons, he's so stiff.

“Hey, does Ted's body even move, I mean, other than his lips? I can't picture it now. He makes Pence look like Richard Simmons, he's so stiff.”(End Quote) 😂😂😂😂😂😂 *coffee spit-take* And I finally have a decent cup of joe, damn you (albeit it $5- f**k Starbucks and their price gouging, but meh...it good...more digress)

Seriously though, that’s awesome. https://i.imgflip.com/191a4l.jpg Simmons FTW. Almost forgot about Mr.Sweating-to-the-Oldies. Funny AF.haha

I haven't had muh Java Chip Frappe since the Barnes & Noble nearby I used to go to that had one closed a cpl of years ago. Course this time of the year it'd be them Holiday flavored ones.

eww, that reminds me, Simmons always regaled us with how he was a 350lb clown then starved to lose it, losing his hair in the process, requiring transplants. Well that always made me wonder, how many pubes DID he have?

lol

Lawyers too.

Especially lawyers

Lawyering, and the fine art of... where lies are exhaled with greater ease than air and is peppered with legalese the substance of which is also lies but certified as end-of-discussion on account of recognition by judges of yore who found them worth getting duped by.