How did he find you?

if Duolingo cahsed me

If duolingo chased me:

Duolingo bird doesn’t care if you had Spanish lessons in the first place

It will find you by any means possible, so watch out!

i'll call god or forest officer or the zoo

What will they do about it?

the zoo can capture him
if not them then i'll call the forest offcer so they can shoot it
if not them then i'll go to god

Hopefully they’ll be there when you need them

infinity iq

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Title : How did he find you?
Me : BLACK MAGIC

yes much balck magic

and now the Duolingo bird will haunt you in your dreams
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Haha yes Duolingo bird is by definition an eldritch horror

I don’t care if you can speak Spanish, you’re still doomed!

Yes, I can confirm that I was playing Smash Bros when I still had Spanish lessons to do

good for me then

He still will

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Suena bueno para mi

does that mean "all right it sounds good to me?"

Yes, I’ll have the Duolingo bird know that I did my Spanish lessons

whelp hes happy

¿Ayuda?

Nani??

Dio chikyū ni anata o uchinomeshimasu

be careful duolingo is very dangerous

The lucky ones are the people who never downloaded it.

Unless...

Hold on, I downloaded the app, didn’t I?

Okay, you got me on this one

TAILS NO-

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For real though, did the Duolingo bird just read one of my other comments?

Yes...

Wow, this is the most upvotes I’ve ever gotten! Thanks guys!

hmmm i have the app but he fears me, he knows that if he tried to beat me up in a video game he would loose.

I will never do my Spanish

Or will you?

I will never

Well then, I won’t be held responsible if a green owl shows up at your door

my house has 10 miniguns

As long as you can defend yourself, it’s all good

I will kill the owl

Perfect

You won't even see feathers left