How did he find you?

if Duolingo cahsed me

If duolingo chased me:

Duolingo bird doesn’t care if you had Spanish lessons in the first place

It will find you by any means possible, so watch out!

i'll call god or forest officer or the zoo

What will they do about it?

...

the zoo can capture him
if not them then i'll call the forest offcer so they can shoot it
if not them then i'll go to god

Hopefully they’ll be there when you need them

infinity iq

be careful duolingo is very dangerous

The lucky ones are the people who never downloaded it.

Unless...

Hold on, I downloaded the app, didn’t I?

Okay, you got me on this one

TAILS NO-

...

For real though, did the Duolingo bird just read one of my other comments?

Yes...

I don’t care if you can speak Spanish, you’re still doomed!

Yes, I can confirm that I was playing Smash Bros when I still had Spanish lessons to do

good for me then

He still will

...

Suena bueno para mi

does that mean "all right it sounds good to me?"

Yes, I’ll have the Duolingo bird know that I did my Spanish lessons

whelp hes happy

Nani??

Dio chikyū ni anata o uchinomeshimasu

Title : How did he find you?
Me : BLACK MAGIC

yes much balck magic

and now the Duolingo bird will haunt you in your dreams
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Haha yes Duolingo bird is by definition an eldritch horror

¿Ayuda?

Wow, this is the most upvotes I’ve ever gotten! Thanks guys!

Don’t do Duolingo kids

Beg for your life in [redacted]!