Lip Balm For Liberals

He'll have about 5 months to deal with it if he avoids prunes.

A plunger in one hand and a roll of toilet paper in the other and you got a top spot meme, I'd think.

Something like this? Of course you'll notice that Joe is an "under" toilet paper guy as opposed to over the top which is absolutely proper way to dispense a-wipe

If it were over the top, it might catch a breeze and pull him away.

True that

imgflip.com/i/4y6orh Here it is

It is a dual purpose lip balm. It moistens liberal lips (it uses liberal tears as a moisturizer) and prevents liberals from lying.

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