Hold up-

It's effective. those bodies ain't gonna hide themselves...

It's funny how half the comments are people talking about killing something/someone.

ikr-

What? It is tiring hiding the bones of trespassers, and that’s not even including getting rid of the evidence!

hol up-

Hm?

how do u know the pain and work of killling people-

Because I killed people? How else?

Bruh you sent me that like three times

sorry my brother kept spamming my cursed comments.just realized det

Bruh

i know

I remember the first time I killed someone

i have this sign on my property, as well as the "trespassers will be shot and survivors will be shot again..." i just can't stand the weird look on people's faces when they see the skeletons around my yard. i constantly have to tell them they're halloween decorations.

u m m you wot m8??

That got dark real fast

yep

Oh yeah, it's almost harder than selling demon flesh. and demon flesh is really difficult it continues to try and reform into a demon instead of staying in a nice managable chunk of meat

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hold up-

wait you haven't tried?
umm... *awkward silence*

No no wait

No it's not ILLEGAL

Killing people is illegal, selling demon burgers is not! They're actually really tasty and you only have a 10% chance of getting possessed!!

hold up- POSSESSED?????????

TEN PERCENT CHANCE!!! I SAID TEN PERCENT CHANCE WHEN YOU MASS-PRODUCE DEMON BURGERS THAT'S A GOOD CHANCE THAT YOU WON'T GET POSSESSED!!!

Ok........

Zombie burgers are even less illegal, you only have a SLIGHT flesh craving after eating too many of them!! don't call the cops pls!! they might find the bodies under my house- i've said too much.

I didnt call the police, kirby did!!!!!!

KIRBY HOW COULD U

i thought it was a more widely spread thing. Definitely more widespread than zombie burgers, but zombie burgers are easier.

Why is this in this stream? There is nothing wrong with this sign.

this is SUS AF.

yes