Buddy Satan says: eyyyy good call

satan just punishes bad people, so he's not exactly bad, right?

Oh good, finally someone gets it.

Contrary to popular belief, Satan isn't 'evil incarnate' like all the hyper-religious people say he is.

yeah

I've met the guy. He's rather nice, for a Hell Lord.

how did you meet him

I'm not supposed to go into details about that.

ok

but I'm curious... does he have a British accent, own a club, and solve crime?

No.

oh ok

I wish someone could’ve told me this while I was still in the faith.

Yes. Just... yes

Yes. Just... yes

No. Just... no