I am a cancer and this is so true

yesh i do suck at ze maths

I do not belive in aliens

I am a Aquarius, but I have the worst memories ever.

what is a kinky???

Like I even have money XD

i suck at math… WHY IS THIS SO TRUE!?!?!?!

not really true for me, I don't like Doritos that much

That explains why I simp for bill cipher.

Hahahahaha. Same old me.

worst memory. Why are you stalking me cause its tru

Yes, i do believe in aliens.

What???
(I say while looking at the three water bottles, 1 cup, and empty bottles all over my room)

Worst memory.......................i love it

Me, a Cancer that's mentally dating 9 anime characters: Yes-

Me: *sees doritos* oh... how about a lap dance for em?

Yes