You can't say existing

i peirced a staple through my finger
i jumped off a high chair when i was two, giving me a double jointed arm
stayed in a deflating bouncy house
so yeah, im stupid

Ahhh, I had stapled my thumb too 😂

no, it was three of my fingers.
d i r e c t l y t h r o u g h

You're a legend.

i k r

be born

beat the system, ha

Ignore the camp rules on the last night & run in the crushed granite
I fell down & got 6 stitches plus I had road rash

I tried to hole punch my finger

I stabbed somebody.

oOp

What???

Existing

n u

Yuh

n u

Foine XD
Umm probably running and breaking my arm

o o p

XDD

lol

Being concepted

Stealing a pack of gum when I was 6

I existed

n o

Well tbh, I have done plenty of very stupid things

Well s a m e

Ok

existing

n u

stole a freaking eraser

yes

K.O a shiny

O o p

Steal a yellow fidget toy (it wasn’t a fidget spinner) in 1st grade from school because I wanted it.

o