Roast me please

You are so hairy that you walked into a movie set and they said the auditions for chewbacca were over

In video games your aim is so trash it's like cancer but cancer accually kills people

here is your roast sir

enjoy

You killed 500 people in one of your "sleepwalking" episodes.

Please, i would love to get epically roasted

R u happy :) (please don't take offense it is a joke)

i mean i would, but i might need a smaller pot, this one is to big for small turkeys....

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, you bitch ass made a happy meal cry, u is the reason god made the middle finger, If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off, U are a cloud cause when you leave its a beautiful day, Were u born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.

Thanks!

have this

F**k yeah, What did u think of my roasts

They were great!

;)

oui maintenant je suis heureux

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What do u need it in Russian (Да теперь я счастлив), German (
Ja jetzt bin ich glücklich), Icelandic (
Já nú er ég ánægð), Italian (
Sì, adesso sono felice), Japanese (
はい今私は幸せです), Chinese (
是的，现在我很高兴), Swedish (
Ja nu är jag glad), Greek (Ναι τώρα είμαι χαρούμενος)

Google translate french to english

ok

TheMegaReaperDeluxe merci de m'avoir rendu heureux

I'm sorry whaaaaaaaaaaat

you're welcome

Now do all the one I put up there (it is just the same thing in different langauges)

*languages

you are the c u m load your mom should've swallowed