Random theory, Gaster is Jesus (please don't hate me for this)

*Hey, Gaster, how did you get those holes in your hands? UHHH... WELL YOU SEE... WHAT HAPPENED HERE... 🕆︎☟︎☟︎☟︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 💧︎☜︎☜︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ☟︎✌︎🏱︎🏱︎☜︎☠︎☜︎👎︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎📬︎📬︎📬︎