Failed attempts: 1

Normally I'd read the long paragraphs but the Light Mode lost me :/

Normally people wouldn't post where they got roasted and most people here have seen the next part where you get absolutely roasted.

Then he totally roasted you on the next comment so...

hey why don't you change that Title to "Failed attempts [*insert number of days I have been alive*]"

well, nobody will like this image because they all think you're a bastard. Besides, the next image shows you getting wrecked.

He isn’t though....