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As a Jew myself, I'm actually really worried that everyone will find out about my space lasers

As a Jew myself, I'm actually really worried that everyone will find out about my space lasers | some republican lady is into us jews! everyone thinks she's batshit crazy; Quanon still knows that we're causing space lasers! | image tagged in memes,panik kalm panik,funny,jew | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
221 views • 13 upvotes • Made by The_beez_kneez 4 years ago in politicsTOO
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Lyoll M
4 ups, 4y,
2 replies
If we move fast, we can have total space laser domination by Purim.
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2 ups, 4y
tu bishvat if we hurry
The_beez_kneez
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
dammit you reminded me of hamantaschen now I'm hungry
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
we need to stop speaking hebrew on imgflip. theres mpre neonazis than you think on here
The_beez_kneez
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
yup, and I try to piss those Nazis off as much as possible
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2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
theyre just jealous of our food
Lyoll M
0 ups, 4y
Dang it, this is why we've gained so much weight in quarantine! And I've got to get more matzoh meal.
The_beez_kneez
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
To be fair, nothing can beat Grandma's mouthwatering Jewish Brisket straight from the oven.
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
and latkes and jelly donuts and knishes and challah and charoset and bagels
The_beez_kneez
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
and matzah/matzah ball soup
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1 up, 4y
how could i forget
[deleted]
4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
qanon christians blaming jews when jesus was jewish
Lyoll M
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Shh! They still haven't figured out that Jesus was in on the plot!
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3 ups, 4y
qanon cristians are a different species than christians
[deleted]
4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
i got my first space laser for my bar mitzvah
The_beez_kneez
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
covid canceled mine lol
[deleted]
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
i did it on zoom
The_beez_kneez
0 ups, 4y
oh nice
[deleted]
3 ups, 4y
if bernie was president we would use the space laser to destroy north korea
EGOS
2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Could you cook my dinner with space lasers or does it have to be kosher?
The_beez_kneez
2 ups, 4y
depends on whether your dinner is Jewish Brisket
Lyoll M
1 up, 4y
Jewish grandma can cook anything with space lasers, but she'll boil or bake the heck out of it. She doesn't do cuisine moderne.
The_beez_kneez
1 up, 4y
*onto
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some republican lady is into us jews! everyone thinks she's batshit crazy; Quanon still knows that we're causing space lasers!