The answer is to fire them and then have them sign an independent contractor agreement which states they are their own company and pay them what they are actually worth.
GOOD NEWS! MINIMUM WAGE WENT UP! GOOD NEWS! HERE'S YOUR REPLACEMENT BECAUSE THERES NO WAY IN HELL IM PAYING YOU $750 A WEEK TO PUT CANS ON SHELVES AND SHOW UP LATE!
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