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Freaking life. If my brother walks in I'm dead
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WOT DID YOU DO
[deleted] M
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I want to cut myself bad. I need to stop crying..
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you need to find a reason to be happy
[deleted] M
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I don't have anything...
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you have this stream who loves you,you have me,it aint much but its something
[deleted] M
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*huggos*
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*rubs your head and hugs back* what do you want us to do most
[deleted] M
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I want someone to kill me
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well that aint happening,definitely not me,i love you to much :3
[deleted] M
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Stop loving me
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never :3
[deleted] M
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Please...
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*hugs*nu
[deleted] M
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Please don't
[deleted] M
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That is the only way I can stop
[deleted] M
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listen to some music you like
[deleted] M
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It's not helping. It doesn't help anymore
[deleted] M
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But cutting shouldn't either, you can't cut yourself, you just can't
[deleted] M
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But it does
[deleted] M
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and it shouldnt
[deleted] M
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It's the only thing that helps
[deleted] M
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again, im telling you, there is better
[deleted] M
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I remember tears streaming down your face when I said I'll never let you go
When all those shadows almost killed your light
I remember you said don't leave me here alone
But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight

Just close your eyes, the sun is going down
You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now
Come morning light, you and I'll be safe and sound

Don't you dare look out your window, darling everything's on fire
The war outside our door keeps raging on
Hold onto this lullaby even when the musics gone, gone

Just close your eyes, the sun is going down
You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now
Come morning light, you and I'll be safe and sound

Just close your eyes, you'll be alright
Come morning light, you and I'll be safe and sound
[deleted] M
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whats the name?
[deleted] M
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of the song i mean
[deleted] M
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Safe and sound from the hunger games sound track
[deleted] M
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noted, anyway, just please dont hurt yourself
[deleted] M
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Idk..
[deleted] M
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please
[deleted] M
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I can't stop...
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yes you can
[deleted] M
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yes you can
[deleted] M
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basically what maze said
[deleted] M
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Cutting helpd...
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...
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[deleted] M
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don't tell me you just did it
[deleted] M
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I didn't. I meant to put an s. The scissors are 5 feet away and I don't want to get up
[deleted] M
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good, dont get up, stay the hell down
[deleted] M
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Maybe
[deleted] M
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dont get up please, not until u feel bettr
[deleted] M
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Maybe idk
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s i t
[deleted] M
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Rn I'm laying on my bed
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good
[deleted] M
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I'm tired but I don't want to sleep
[deleted] M
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you gotta sleep for tmrw, (video game loading tip be like)
[deleted] M
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That means getting up and turning the lights off
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... are the scissors in the opposite direction
[deleted] M
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No. They are on the way
[deleted] M
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gee thats convenient
[deleted] M
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I actually have 2 pairs. 1 is just a different direction
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....
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Don't ask what I was thinking when I was cleaning my room
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you need to get rid of them
[deleted] M
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Idk
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do you feel any bettr?
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I do
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Nuuuuuuu
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Waht did u dooo
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I want to cut myself bad. I need to stop crying
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Don't f**king cut yourself
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I need to. Then I won't cry
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The only thing worse than crying
Is dying
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I'd rather die
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Y tho
U can't fix anything that way.
And if anyone were mad at u, they for sure aren't mad enough to not want you to exist.
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My parents just flat out yell at me
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So do mine
Mine yell and cuss me out. But i still shouldn't die for it and they'd be devastated if i died.
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They said they should have left me at the hospital. I don't think they care
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Parents do say things when they are mad. Ik someone whose mother said "i wish you had died instead of your brother" but she didn't really mean it. It doesn't mean they don't care.
And some adults do have issues, but even that doesn't mean u should die tho.
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They don't want me
They say it a lot
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I gtg so I'll cya 2moro
But that doesn't mean u dont have value tho.
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Cya
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It's a temporary fix (pun not intended), it won't serve you well in the long run. Just wipe your tears and hold your breathe for a few seconds so you stop the crying sensation. It works for me, idk if it works for you
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I have tried multiple times to get her to do it

she still does it anyways-
[deleted] M
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Get away from me
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what?

its true tho-
[deleted] M
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Go away. I don't want to talk to you
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Not the f**king time man not the f**king time
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alright-
[deleted] M
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read the room :D
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?
[deleted] M
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as in can you not
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yeah whatever bro
[deleted] M
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"no offense" but you really gotta shut up m8
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look man, I get tired of being too nice

the nice me is a bit too much of a stretch

I decided that this month would be the month I would let loose a bit more, and be my actual self.
[deleted] M
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orrrr, just not talk? if u dont have anything nice to say, begone,dont be an ass
[deleted] M
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and from what i saw on friday? not my def of nie
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nice*
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im not nice with everyone fam

and also, the shut up thing is something I just don't do-
[deleted] M
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then you cant say you're done being nice if you're not nice smarty pants.
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I never said I was tired of being nice to EVERYONE

I meant being nice as being nice to the people I choose to be nice to

I don't have to be nice to everyone lmfao
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then there was no point of saying that you were being nice, was there?
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actually my point was being nice, but with only most people

im not even gonna keep going at this, my few braincells are getting tired xD
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oh finally, you're shutting up
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believe me

I wouldn't have kept myself shut XD

but im okay, since you're speaking logic I can't ignore, not like I can't clap back myself tho
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