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the math teacher was out so then duh theres a sub. So the sub is like "you can do whatever you want after youre done idrc anymore" and just sits at his computer the rest of class. π
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MEANWHILE, EVERYONE FINISHES THEIR HOMEWORK. π
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While us girls chat and draw (no one was at my table that was a girl except for that drawing kid so I drew ;~;) π
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the boys are LEGIT THROWING SOME PARTY π
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SO IN 6TH GRADE SOME TEACHERS HAD ACTUAL BOUNCY BALLS AS CHAIRS AND SO BOYS ARE BOUNCING THOSE AROUND AND PLAYING RANDOM KAHOOTS (not all of them were even school appropriate!!!) AND US GIRLS ARE CONTINUING WHATEVER WE'RE DOING (btw, THE SUB HAS NOT BATTED AN EYE AND HES ATTACHED TO WHATEVER THE HEY HE'S LOOKING AT ON HIS COMPUTER) π
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AND SUDDENLY WE HEAR THIS BATTLE CRY AND WE TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT THE TABLE NEAREST THE WINDOW AND THERES LEGIT A CHAIR FLYING. LIKE NOT A BOUNCY BALL. A SOLID CHAIR. A METAL CHAIR. AND IT'S FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. WHILE EVERYONE IS CLEARLY WITNESSING THIS THE SUB STILL HASNT SEEN THIS. US GIRLS ARE SCREAMING AND THE CHAIR LANDS WITH THIS HUUUUUUUUGE THUD, NARROWLY MISSING MY FRIEND AND THE WINDOW.
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aaaaaaanywaysπ
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So you know how whenever a """"""bad"""""" thing happens when a sub is teaching, the next day the teacher will make a HUGE deal about this tiny thing and be like "REALLY?! IN THE 20 YEARS I'VE TAUGHT, I HAVE NEVER, EVER TAUGHT A CLASS AS DISRESPECTFUL AS YOU. MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS SO IMMEASURABLE I CANT EVEN EXPRESS IN WORDS"? well, a chair LITERALLY GOT THROWN BUT BECAUSE THE SUB WAS ATTACHED TO HIS COMPUTER THE ENTURE TIME, HE DIDNT NOTICE IT!!! SO THE TEACHER COULDNT DO THAT, WHICH WOULD'VE BEEN ACTUALLY GOOD FOR ONCE!
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