LOL

LMAO

I'd totally buy you if you were at the dollar store ngl

Me: *trying to buy a few packs of gum at the dollar store*
You: CAN I BUY YOU?!?!?!
Me: [image]

indeed

Perfect scenario

Dollar store doesn't sell No no toys (I'm sorry church)

XDDDDDDDD

FINALLY I MADE A GIRL LAUGH

Lmfao

its not funny to me ):

?

nothing...

I'd buy him if he were Gucci

Lmfao I'd buy him if he were more expensive than a Ferrari

I'd buy him if he were the most expensive thing in the world

XD

Slow down there, 78.

Eh I'm good

He's worth WAY more than that

Ik, but I'm not spending my money, I'd just steal him

Cheapskate

WHAT IM BROKE

Just steal a time machine, bring church to 1955, go to a dime store, put him on sale there and buy him

Hm

Okay the simps are getting out of hand XD

GO HURRY

To be fair, you did kiss me for free XD

Lucky

I'd kiss you for f-

Five million bucks?

Nah five bucks

Oh
That cheap?

It's still more expensive than your life

Nah my life was expensive
That torn condom costed about 20 bucks

Okay that's a self burn bro *hugs*

*huggo*

I SO F**KING SHHIIIPPPPPPPP

He obviously means 5 million bucks

Heheheh

;-;

Lmfao

She's lucky

Yep

Oop-

The Dollar General