He's got an IQ over 9000

:-)

lmao

Wow

Hes not wrong

Hi pal!

Shut up

Noice

LOL True!

The way it was worded his right

For that I would give him full credit for that answer.

Bestie help

who the hell are u

I need your help like now

but who tf are u
and why are u calling me bestie
i have no idea who u are

Ight I'm friends with emo duck also I need your help like now

.-.
no he's not gonna become ur lover

He is rn tho

he told me he felt unsafe so he went along with it

if ur last user was tired_lesbian aren't u still lesbian?

That my friend was when I was confused but now I know I'm pan

so why send it to him
he's lucky that it was blocked on his ipad
so he sent it to me
it could've given him a heart attack
ik it gave me a heart attack
why give it to him

Because I don't like getting random shit and he is a man

wtf does gender have to do with it
a guy can get just as scared as a girl
that was incredibly sexist

Omg and this is why I don't date females anymore the ramble and ramble bro I trusted him

f**king excuse me?

Look I like your husband I'm not trying to be rude but I really like him and I wanna be friends

u've been rude so far tho
i don't like befriending anyone who's trying to force someone to like them
especially someone i care about
i also don't like befriending anyone who believes in incredibly sexist stereotypes
also if u don't date girls anymore that doesn't make u pan

Okay look Duck said that we both need to calm down mostly me but still as in I don't date girls I mean I haven't dated a girl in like 2 years

i agree
just plz stop harassing him
don't make him feel like he's forced to be with u

I'm sorry also not to make this weird but I'm actually crying rn irl because I feel really bad

so am i
i'm just trying to protect him ;-;

I get it when I had my bf I tried to protect him but yk that didn't stop him from finding another hotter girl

https://imgflip.com/i/6ha4cp this is what I look like I'm basically a softie

why are u forcing him to be with u
he's told me everything
he doesn't want this
so u shouldn't force him
u've creeped both me and him out
and wtf was up with that stupid jeff the killer troll jumpscare u send him anyway

Bro someone sent that to me and I'm a f**king scaredy cat