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Where do I buy a pet russian dolphin?

*kicks my business card away* Not here

Well F**k.

I mean I could check if I have some in the back?

Yes sisrrrr

W h y w o n ' t y o u l o v e m e

Fine, be that way

Sowwy

Don't say sorry to me

*hug*

Bish-
-_-

Sorry-

Quit saying sorry, it doesn't do shit

What else can i f**king do?

I don't know

exactly

C A U S E H E S T I L L L O V E S N I C O

I k n o w b u t I ' m j u s t s o l o n e l y

Hey you have me, the sibling-like character!

Am I not enough for you?

Of course you are lad

:D

You're my frickin best friend dude

*in a friend manner*

*I know that lmao*

K now don't get all soppy on me-

You mean sappy?

Whatever it is lmfao

And I love how you said "frickin"
Kidz bop mookie

Lmfao I just always say that

I've never seen you say that

Really?

Yeah, other than rn

Hm, i n t e r e s t i n g

check my new image

I d o n t think thats my problem

im lonlier than you XD

What's your favorite Reddit story I gave you?

Probably the April fools one

Least favorite?

Hm, probs the Child Abusing one for the subject

how do you have mookie simping for you?

Idk