"L.M.A.O. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI welp this is awkward-"

Y e s

I'd just be that person standing on a tock higher than everyone else but not talming because I'm like that irl lol

Watch me get on a bigger rock than yours.

Watch me dig into the ground so low that I'm hidden

Easier way to dominate others with my height

Please don't squish me-

w h y w o u l d I s q u i s h a s m o l b e a n (yes thats what I call others who are shorter than me)

Because I'm so tiny I can't even be seen- (150CM)

*pretending I know what 150CM is cause I dont understand math shit or english shit*

4ft 11inches

*cries in 4’7’*

She pretended to be 5'10 once and I got confused so I just had to pointed it out and ruined her fun lol

my gf is shorter than you by one inch oof

F-

Hee hee

**rock

FUÇKING HELL!

*Walks in* WAZZUP F**KERS-

Heyyyyyy everyone

We will influence communisim on everyone around us, right?

Lol

HEY HEY HEY
then not talk

"YALL GOT GeRmS!?"

Lol

coz like I'm germaphobic

O

yuh

Id probably not say anything, my eyes would go wide, and id back away slowly...

Quickly find church and proceed to f l i r t

*INHALE* OYA BITCHES

Lmao

XD

WAZZUUUUUP

AAAAAAAA-

Nobody would actually notice me because I’m so smol

I would die of happiness becuase I could meet you and flamy

*happy noises*

No
F**kin
Clue

Id be like hello peeps

Finally a normal response dang-

LOL

"AsmODAI!!!"

INTERROGATE!?

"Our assumptions are confirmed!"

WHAT

"He has a suspicious book!"

BOOK

"He's in cahoots with the Fallen!"

FALLEN

"Make him REPENT!"

R E P E E E E E E E E N T-

Me: "ayoo- *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*"

*takes out my gun*
aight whos gonna die first

Me please

Me please

I said that >:^

>:0 I have problems too