OH NO, I WONT BE TWEETING EVERY DAY; WHAT IF I HAVE TO ACTUALLY LOOK OUT FOR THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA; WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THE EXTRA MONEY I WILL MAKE FROM MY HOTELS? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THE XTRA MONEY I WILL MAKE FROM MY NEW CHINESE PATENTS? WHAT IF I GET CHARGED? WHAT IF I LOSE IMMUNITY? OH WAIT, THATS HOW YOU KNOW ITS A NIGHTMARE; BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT THIS