poopy

Fun fact: people usually die within the last hour of their life

lmao you dont say

Fun fact: You only have about 2 minutes to live, but breathing resets the timer

o ho k

WOAAAAH THATS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL THO

The person who held their breath for almost an hour: you dare oppose me mortal?

same
we are all dying from the moment we are born

yep lol
which is why i generally try to enjoy life XD

I see it as one year closer to being rid of all pain and suffering, but ok

o ho k

your top 250

*you're

okay, your top 250 :)

Y O U ' R E

alright, YOUR Top 250 >:D

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o h o k

Me

lol.

I mean it also mean you're celebrating not dying

ig so XD

Fun fact : I put chocolate powder in the bank machine now the whole town is mad

wha XD good job m8

Ikr

Lmao but I get presents so idc about being a year closer to death

noice XD

Yea lmao

"I survived a year"
"I'm an year closer to death"
"Today, my parents faced utter disappointment"
"I was not worth the pain that I caused while being born"

lol