Me with a 7 foot long f l o o f tail:
Ok

I have like 8 of them.
._.

i only have one :(

Hey, that's nothing to be sad about. You have one, at the very least, and that's more than many can say
8 gets annoying when you try to sit down or do... anything, really.

imagine having a nine yard tail like me... ºwº

That is massive...

I haven't actually measured mine in a while, so who knows how big they are, by now? I know I can at least slap people from 10 feet away though XD

The problem is with a long tail, it hurts so much when someone steps on it, and when they do step on my tail, the scream sounds like a daft punk song

And that's why I have them in spots where there's no foot traffic, or clustered enough so that if someone steps on them they're not gonna put enough pressure on a single one that it's daftpunk.exe

imagine having a nine yard tail like me... ºwº

F L O O F

imagine having a nine yard tail like me... ºwº

Yes pls

Oh dang, mine is verra smol ;-;

imagine having a nine yard tail like me... ºwº

okkkkkkkkkk that's long lol

That's what she said

wtf man? i am a female -_-

It was a joke I will delete comment

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Welcome

My tail is all spiky ;-;

That's no tail its a naval mine!

Either that, or all naval mines are just spiky metal tails.

imagine having a nine yard tail like me... ºwº

Self defense

I'm scared

You should be...

It's also pretty, so that hopefully helps balance it out

Nobody can defeat my 9 yard long floof tail!

Oh my.

Well lemme do some math

If each of mine is about 12 feet, maybe a little more but imma make a conservative estimate here, and you multiply that by 8...
12×8=96, divide by 3, that's...
32 yards
O_O

I just got out of the shower so my tail is driping so I may show later

ok

imagine having a nine yard tail like me... ºwº

wow...

OwO

me with my floofy dragon tail 'w'

imagine having a nine yard tail like me... ºwº

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Well I certainly don't fit here. :/

imagine having a nine yard tail like me... ºwº

Imagine spamming for attention

i was just saying to people i didnt see it was u twice

I hate u for shaming me TwT

i was saying how awful it is lol

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