Gee I bet there's no major ulterior motive here... Useful idiots everywhere

I OWN A BILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS AND LAST YEAR I SPENT 6 MILLION TO REDUCE MY TAX RATE BY 4% AND BRIBED SEVERAL POLITICIANS TO CUT REGULATIONS FOR MY EXPANSION; I ALSO JUST FUNDED A LIBERALS POLITICAL CAMPAIGN AND GAVE A MILLION TO LIBERAL ACTIVISTS WHO WANT CORPORATIONS TO PAY MORE TAXES