DND DOES NOT SUCK IT IS A WELL RESPECTED GAME

5. fifth level divine smite the child.

XD
Bonk the child with a huge quarter staff

And stack a 5th level divine smite on top of the melee attack

The fighter of my group “TIME FOR GREAT AXE TO CAME AND PLAY!!!!!!!”

URAGOG WOULD BE HAPPY FOR TO HELP HIT THINGS WITH SWORD

AISLINN (my charachter) USES ICE KNIFE TO SLICE THE CHILD

As you beat up this poor defenseless child, a black cloaked figure steps out of the corner.
"Let me handle this.", he growls at you as he raises his hands and casts gate.
A hole opens up in space and time underneath the philistine and it wails in terror as it falls through to the ninth layer of hell.
The cloaked figure grunts to himself approvingly and disappears.

Idk how to play it :(

That’s fine! Theres a lot of resources on the website if u want to learn!

(Also lol get rekt noob)

My friend tried to teach me but she bored me to death trying to teach meh UwU

lol OK
I get it 'tis not for everyone

In my group we do more goofing off then actly playing

Lellllllllllzzzzzzz

Zachary (my character) uses Unarmed Strike 10 times. Zachary equips Battleaxe. Zachary hits Child. Child is dead.

XD
feed child to orc