Most hilarious part? Some of my customers are cops who show up in uniform

If only Democrats understood cause and effect.

Exactly. Be like "Can you show me the law or statute that I'm violating? No? I'm sorry I cannot comply with an unlawful order. I'm also calling my lawyer to get an injunction for any law enforcement or government employee coming within 100 yards of this place."

The smorts are strong with this one.